MORE EDIT: I noticed some people don't like making accounts for storenvy to get products from my STORENVY. That is A OKAY I do have paypal so if you would like to just PM me for what you want we can work form there! THANK YOU SO MUCH. A reminder too the stuff posted here IS available too unless I state otherwise THANKS A BUNCH!!!

EDIT 10/23/15: THERE ARE TWO NEW SHIRT DESIGNS THAT ARE AVAILABLE TO PRE ORDER RIGHT NOW. THE MAX IS 13-15 SHIRTS WITH THESE NEW DESIGNS AND TAKE ABOUT 3 WEEKS TO MAKE DEPENDING ON THE VOLUME OF ORDERS. THE FREE SHIPPING SPECIAL IS STILL GOING AND YOU CAN PM ME THE COLOR OF SHIRT YOU WANT AND/OR STYLE. STORE: http://rubberneck.storenvy.com/

EDIT 10/19/15: THE FREE SHIPPING DISCOUNT HAS BEEN APPLIED FOR ALL SHIPPING CLASSES WITHIN US, CANADA, AND OTHER PLACES. KEEP IN MIND FOR THOSE NOT IN THE STATES OR CANADA YOU MAY NOT GET A TRACKING NUMBER. TO GET DISCOUNT YOU MUST PURCHASE AT LEAST $10 OR THINGS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT!!! STORE RIGHT HERE!

I should also mention that the spongecunt and mr.krebs paintings ARE for sale, pm me for a price and shipping stuff. Micro paintings/drawings will beincluded as a bonus along with some goodies!!!

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The good thing about the school year at work is that me and my coworkers can get some homework done. I'm writing this as some lady is bitching about an allergic reactoin her kid supposedly had. She managed to get free stuff and was eyeballing someone to blame for her kid's stupid reaction she never told anyone.

Seriously the last night has been teh few nights everything hasn't felt like some lucid dream. I've been out of it for the last two weeks with my sleeping patterns so out of whack. I'll have no sleep for a day or two and then have the worst sleep ever. The journal I started to write in has been god with keeping intimate detail of my bullshit out of the interwebs. I think it's better you people jsut see my work and the hints of my bullshit without writing it down like I'm 14 years old on deviantart.

The nights I don't sleep i end up with these terrible ugly dreams the worst one going to softcore rape shit. Not gangrape level, but more sinister with me deciding to go along with it because it'll be best I'll ever do. Another one had to do with me wedding a guy I barley knew thinking I'll learn to love him. At the same time I felt liek I betrayed someone I care about so much. Love dreams are sick i hate them. However the last two nights were nice ones for one. I havn't had ghood love dreams happen two days in a row. A good sign maybe...

The Germany trip is slowly starting to happen, the whole trip is $2,500 and the professor wants half of that amount be the end of next month (about $1,250). Now I’m not going to be a prick and E-Beg because it’s something that I want to do, and by God I’m going to raise that amount (or at least half of that). I’ve offered commissions in the past with little result but here I’ll put the info and whatnot.

Drawing Commissions

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Drawings will rag from $5 to any other price depending on the size. I will offer free shipping for those in Canada and in the States. Anywhere else we can work something out!

Pencil Drawings

Sizes go from little 3x6 papers to full pencil drawings that you can roll up. These will be $5 and up depending on the request.

Charcoal

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I also do charcoal, and will do more realism/portraits with these. The base price will be $10 and up. Portraits will be $15. The color of paper will also be $1extra if you don’t want white.

 

Ink

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Pretty much all of you have seen my ink work so the base for these are $15 ($10 for sizes 3x6 and 4x6). Complexity and size will vary; different colored paper will be $1 extra.

All drawing commissions that are ink will have the option for watercolor, it will be $10 extra depending on size!

Painting Commissions

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4x6 paintings will be $20 and these will be on canvas. For woodblock paintings they will be $25. Any other sizes and types of media you want the paint to be on will be determined one on one! I’m pretty flexible and my examples of realism are on my artblog (link). For the bigger works I have shipping and transport will be worked on for anything bigger than 18x24. Portraits are offered as well with the base price of $50, progress shots will be given for painting commissions if you so wish! Anyone who lives in the Houston area who want the bigger pieces will bypass a lot of shipping dealies.

For painting commissions I will do pretty much anything except lolicon shota stuff.

As for the Rubberneck store there will be FREE SHIPPING coupon This week for those living in the states and Canada. The code will be FREESHIP just put it in during check out and out will be good!

Also I have these little micro paintings that will be included for the first 6 orders of the rubberneck store, or commissions!

Again any little commission will go towards this trip, and even for a computer upgrade for the next series of lovers shirts that will be here in mid 2016.

Seriously my poor computer is beat and it’s a 10.6.8 MacBook that’s survived so much can’t get good software with it anymore. Any extra money left from this trip will go towards the computer too. I pretty much kicked most of my vices (except wonderfully cancerlicious diet coke)

Holy shit.

In seriousness this computer is a 2009 model and been through dogs stomping it, water being spilled and a couple of falls. It's time for an upgrade.

I do have one question, the black shirt were popular, but do anyone interested in these shirts want other colors? Reply below any colors you want!

Again thank you guys so much for the support and great reviews you guys are amazing!

As for Germany I can totally meet up with anyone who are chilling there, it would be cool I’ll be there from June 20th to July 14th!  More stuff and whatnot on my artblog.

Have a good night! :D

ps that new iron maiden album is pretty good.